Man Pisses in a Shot Glass?

A guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends. After a while of shooting pool and drinking, he whispers something to his friends. A few minutes later he walks over to the bartender and asks for a shot of tequila. After he takes the shot he says to the bartender,” I’d like to make a bet with you.” The bartender replies, ”Sure I’m in a betting mood.”

So the man bets the bartender $1,000 that he can piss in the shot glass placed all the way across the room and fill it up and not spill a drop. The bartender says, ”I’ll take that bet.”
So the man walks to the other side of the room and places the shot glass down. He goes back to the bartender and starts pissing. He doesn’t even get a drop in. He pisses all over the place. In the bartender’s face, all over the barstools and everything.

After he was done pissing, the bartender laughed and said, ”You owe me $1,000.” The man paid the money with a big smile on his face. The bartender asked, ”How come you’re so happy?” The man replied, ”You see those five guys over there by the pool table? I bet them $300 each that I could piss all over your bar and you’d laugh about it.”

  1. Hippie
    on November 30th, -0001

    lol will have to share with my neighbor we have had a joke telling weekend

  2. SlightlyBitter
    on November 30th, -0001

    cool joke

  3. CrispApple
    on November 30th, -0001

    lol

  4. Sunflower
    on November 30th, -0001

    Good one

  5. Seashells
    on November 30th, -0001

    I don’t get it?????????

  6. FunnyFish
    on November 30th, -0001

    cool!

  7. ChickenLicken
    on November 30th, -0001

    good one

  8. MorningAfter
    on November 30th, -0001

    thats fun tell so more jokes

  9. Fantasies
    on November 30th, -0001

    hee hee

  10. Kiss
    on November 30th, -0001

    That is funny. thanks

  11. Flutterby
    on November 30th, -0001

    That one’s nice.

  12. Horsewisperer
    on November 30th, -0001

    LOL

  13. BlindPoet
    on November 30th, -0001

    good one

  14. NoName
    on November 30th, -0001

    Ha thats so funny lol.

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Man Pisses in a Shot Glass?

A guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends. After a while of shooting pool and drinking, he whispers something to his friends. A few minutes later he walks over to the bartender and asks for a shot of tequila. After he takes the shot he says to the bartender,” I’d like to make a bet with you.” The bartender replies, ”Sure I’m in a betting mood.” So the man bets the bartender $1,000 that he can piss in the shot glass placed all the way across the room and fill it up and not spill a drop. The bartender says, ”I’ll take that bet.”
So the man walks to the other side of the room and places the shot glass down. He goes back to the bartender and starts pissing. He doesn’t even get a drop in. He pisses all over the place. After he was done pissing, the bartender laughed and said, ”You owe me $1,000.” The man paid the money with a big smile on his face. The bartender ask ”How come you’re so happy?” The man replied, ”You see those five guys over there by the pool table? I bet them $300 each that I could piss all over your bar and you’d laugh about it.”

  1. Fairground
    on November 30th, -0001

    OH MY GOSH!!
    EEEEEEEEE!!!
    ITS LIKE DEE BESTEST ONE EVA!!!!
    I SIMPLY LOVED IT ……totally rocking and supreme AWESOME!!!!
    Send us more jokes like these, plz. ANYWAYS IM GIVING IT A 10/10.
    CUZ IT MADE ME FALL TO THE GROUND LAUGHING And im definately gonna share this joke with my friends.
    KEEP THEM COMING!!DONT STOP!!YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!!

  2. FallingMoon
    on November 30th, -0001

    funny

  3. Chips
    on November 30th, -0001

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA really funny!!

  4. BloodFlower
    on November 30th, -0001

    wise guy…heheheh

  5. TheProposal
    on November 30th, -0001

    Funny when first told in Chicago during the 1890’s and still funny in the 21st Century.

    Peace…

  6. Cocktail
    on November 30th, -0001

    Haha ive never heard of this one before I like this one.

    *ooo please please, tell me another one.”

  7. Mayumi
    on November 30th, -0001

    Great one.

  8. CaptainCrunch
    on November 30th, -0001

    I like that joke, i remember it though it was Quinton Terantino in Desperado right…

  9. KoolKermit
    on November 30th, -0001

    LOL. A Goodie. LOL.

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