Im having a glass of wine…then the monsters in my closet came running out..what should I…?
Im having a glass of wine and all of a sudden the monsters in my closet run out singing Barry Manilow music….they screamed out, ” this is revenge for all the trouble you caused us when you told ur Mom we were in your room!”. My Mom had the exterminator come in and gas them while they were under my bed. The little critters were sick for months and lived downstairs in the cat litter box until 2night. They screamed out, ” give us your bra and ur new punk belt from Hot Topic…now !!!! or we will sing Ohhh Mandy for the next 20 years!! ” What should I do in this intense situation ? I happened to be folding my other bras and undies at the moment and I thought of leaping into their midst and strangling them in hand to hand mortal combat with my other bras . What do you think? Any advice ?
ChickenLicken
on February 8th, 2012
tie one bra around your jaw and scalp (so the cups are on top) in order to use the padding as a helmet. now you are ready to engage in MORTAL COMBAT!!!
Use the devastating Rumi Kick (in the groin) to stun a monster, and then do the 5 Pressure Point Exploding Heart Palm Attack (hit the 5 pressure points around the heart, itll cause the heart to explode a few seconds later) the Rabid Ape Bite is also very affective against bra seeking closet monsters if they end up inches away from you. but then the Evil Monkey punch, (make a fist, but point your index finger out, as if pointing at something. then simply punch with all your might) if directed to the heart, is the most effective means of taking them down aside from shooting them
if those are too difficult (i dont know your combat skillz) then just use your idea. strangle them with your bras.
and if all else fails, just kill it with fire.
MorningAfter
on February 8th, 2012
Yes. Take a creative writing class.
Fantasies
on February 8th, 2012
maybe you could pray to jesus the christ of nazareth to come and save you from the bra monster
Kiss
on February 8th, 2012
STOP DRINKING..
Flutterby
on February 8th, 2012
you get the prize for strangest thing I’ve seen on answers. Ever.
Horsewisperer
on February 8th, 2012
One glass of wine made you that drunk????????
BlindPoet
on February 8th, 2012
I suggest taking a long walk off a short bridge.
NoName
on February 8th, 2012
Stop with the pot.
DawnsAwaken
on February 8th, 2012
give them your wine and they will go away
Bluberry
on February 8th, 2012
Ask the monsters if they want some wine. I think you have had enough.
CoffeeCup
on February 8th, 2012
They are just trying to get attention. Ignore them. Put in your earpieces and listen to some Fallout Boy. Or whatever. Just finish folding your things and pretend the monsters don’t bother you at all. They’ll get bored and chase the cat.
WellBalanced
on February 8th, 2012
Yea rip out their hearts and drink the blood from them.
ChickenLicken
on February 8th, 2012
uh, stop drinking!
BlindPoet
on February 8th, 2012
Give them a glass of your wine.
Wildthing
on February 8th, 2012
Assuming you want them gone, stand in the center of your home. Conduct the qabalistic cross, the middle pillar ritual and the lesser banishing ritual of the pentagram. That should be enough to send’em packing. If it isn’t, invite them to have tea with you, but instead of tea serve them white sage steeped in boiling spring water. Just a few drops will dissolve their physical bodies (nasties have a difficult time maintaining physical bodies anyway) and send them screaming back from whence they came. If this does not work, well, I don’t know what to tell you! Good luck!!
DarkDesire
on February 8th, 2012
tell them to go back to sleep
JetSki
on February 8th, 2012
you are too young to be drinking anything but koolaid!
Eli
on February 8th, 2012
Ask God for help. What have you got to lose. Everything else failed. With God, ALL thing are possible. I’ll help you too!
BloodFlower
on February 8th, 2012
Just how big was that glass of wine?