Caca,lamps,glass,squirrels,ugg… and socks.?

what does the word caca mean. my lamp told me it meant poopoo. i dont know if he is right or not. he lies a lot, once he told me i could jump off my balcony with him and fly…not good. he broke his shade. also where would i be able to buy some bullet-proof glass. i was thinking about my physcotic neighbors and i have heard them shooting squirrels before and through windows i guess i could resemble a squirrel and i dont want to be shot. also. is anyone interested in giving me a free pair of uggs.i get made fun of because i only wear socks to school..i think they are comfy though i wear ten pairs at a time so they feel like sneakers to me. PLEASE HELP ME!!!